QRA Queens writeup - an explanation

[johnk]

I promised Rod that I'd take the pi$$ out of him for his Belmont record of leaving all his kit except his rifle on the 800 mound in the bucketting rain, but I was blue pencilled into WTF.

The way I wrote it was Rodger Davieson & despite pleading that there was no person with a surname of Davieson on the NRAA shooter list, the ATR staff were afeared that somebody who might have had that surname might have read the ATR & been affronted.

As it is, the section looks lame now & I'm sodded off - for 10 minutes at least.

PS: You know why I call Rod Lefty, don't you?

[Paul Janzso]

Why do you call Rod a lefty ?

[johnk]

Not a lefty, lefty, in honour of tall his kit I've handed back to him after he's left it on the range.

[AlanF]

Its not a bad idea leaving your heavy stuff on the mound - beats having to take it to the next mound yourself .

[johnk]

Got to the stage his scope stand runs to the truck when I whistle.

[AlanF]

Got to the stage his scope stand runs to the truck when I whistle.

Thanks to your efforts it took a long time to "lose" my old scope and stand in order to get a new one.

[RDavies]

Your honour.

I would like to plead guilty to all charges mentioned (and some which due to the family nature of this forum have not been mentioned)

However.

I would like to apply for leniency to due diminished responsibility due to mental impairment bought about by previous nights bonding sessions.

[johnk]

Mate, in all ways, you are a decoration to ranges in Australia.